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I could probably beat up Morgan Freeman if he didn't know I was coming at him.

I'd hit him in the back of the skull real hard and he'd be out for the count, then his bodyguards would beat me up.

But I like Morgan Freeman, so I won't do that.

I think being a turtle would be nice.

Or a bird, but like a really big one nobody fucks with.

Humans kind of suck if you think about it.

I couldn't survive more than like 2 weeks out in the wild.

I just got bitten by a spider and it stings like a bitch, and I'm in my bedroom. Imagine outdoors, I'd be fucked.

Being a fish would suck, I'm not even gonna lie.

You're underwater all the time and it's wet and dark ...

This script I'm writing is currently in development hell atm so any ideas would be most welcome.

Plot
Man forgets & leaves his iPhone in a coffee shop one lunch time & a woman finds it. Over the course of a weekend she falls in love with the owner of the iPhone because they have similar taste in music/interest & tries to track down the owner. Can she find her iLove?

Yes, I am a cunt.

idk why lol

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