i feared this, are any of them named Maurice?
the one thing about Somali pirates though, is that if you put termites on their wooden legs and feed their parrots bird poison and soak their eye patches in chlorine, well even then they dont even care because they're really hungry. sorry to hear about your impending death/sex-bang-gang bro.
I'm still alive, don't worry. Unfortunately, I've been abducted by a pack of Somali Pirates. They want sex.
havent seen you for a while, i fear you've been abducted by three men all named Maurice.
if you can see a church with a painting of Joe Nemeth on the side from the window of the room they are keeping you in, shoot a flare out of that window and ill come and get you. ill bring a cupcake.
the secret society meeting of 'James Bond Sex Monkey Vagina Club' is at 5pm at Bills house, as Terry is away in Bangkok having his anus removed.
see you there.
p.s bring that dip you made yourself again, was a big hit last time. was really warm, sticky and salty though.
The prostate police are coming
ebnation needs more of your input soldier, much more
im a bit hazy on the details of history, either way he was one hell of an American hero
I'm pretty sure he tried to rape the japaese, it was the blacks that he wanted to kill
i believe he was an advisor to Ghandi in the months leading up to world war 2 when Ghandi tried to kill all of those Japanese