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Enjoi — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:13:26 GMT

Allow me to share what happened to me yesterday

ESP83 — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:51:26 GMT

This is a bit of a read so im going to split the 2 segements up into brief, poorly written chapters

Chapter I: The Piss test
Yesterday was supposed to be a good day for me, but instead turned out to be one of the most fucked up days of my life. Not that some good shit didnt happen also, but the bad outweighs the good. Yesterday morning i got a call from a company that wanted to hire me and asked if i could come in immidietly to finalize the paperwork and take the piss test. I explained to her that i suspected i bronchitis and it would be better for thier sake if they pushed it back a couple of days to let me recover, and she insisted i come in asap if i wanted the position. I left feeling like shit but in a pretty good mood because i would be attending a concert with 2 bands i really like(i know,im worried about getting a couple of people at the job sick but not thousands of concert goers... well fuck you i had bought my ticket weeks in advance). So i go down there and fill out a stack of forms and she sends me down the road for a piss test. I get down to the drug test place and wait about 30 minutes or so. I had been drinking water but had very little piss in me because i was dehydrated from bieng sick. After about 30 minutes i get called back, but i just couldnt fill the cup to the line. The drug test lady sent me out to the lobby and told me to drink 4 cups of water and she call me back in the next 30 minutes. After an hour and a half or so, a new lady calls me back. I was still afraid i wouldnt be able to piss because i didnt have to go at all. Lucky for me, i was able to fill the cup just over the line. I set the cup down on the back of the toilet to zip up. Unlucky for me they had recently had new toilets installed that didnt have a flat top, so as i zipped i see my piss cup quickly sliding off the side of the toilet. I tried to save the piss it but it was not meant to be... it hit the ground hard causing my piss to splash all over me and pretty much anything else that was in the bathroom. I came out like wtf why would you tell me to set the cup on something that isnt flat, and she explained i was the 2nd person who had done that today and maybe they made a poor choice on thier toilet selection. I was still covered in piss, still without my specimen or anymore piss left. Full of rage i said fuck it give me another cup and i squeezed every willed my brain to instantly make piss , and after about 2 minutes i was done. I passed the test and dried much of the piss off of myself, but the packed lobby still seemed to notice just fine as i was making a hasty exit. Embarrassing as FUCK. Things went ok for a few hours though... I had gotten my job and was getting ready for the show. Sadly my troubles for the day were nowhere near over.

Chapter II: The concert
The concert was The Dear Hunter, Circa survuve and Coheed & Cambria. It was a fantastic show but is pretty much irrelevent to this chapter.... I pulled into the parking garage about 15 minutes to showtime, and this is a rare occassion to where i really like the opener. I got the call my friends had almost arrived so i decided to hang back and smoke some k-2 i had in the console. My friends call me and we arrange a place to all meet up, so i made sure i had all my shit shut the door... just to see my keys on my seat as the door closes, and im 50 miles from my fucking house. I knew i was probably fucked, as i had no money whatsoever to pay a locksmith because i had spent every dime i had on rent and bills. Anyway after the show i go to the garage where my car is parked and call security to open up my car they sent some jive talking black guy with a car entry kit, which no one who worked there had any fucking clue how to use. After about an hour of him raping my passenger door lock, i said fuck it and asked him if he had a bat or a club i could use to break my window. He didnt have anything and he left me there high and dry. I decided to take my shirt off and wrap it around my fist to punch in the window. If you have never broken a car window before, then you have no idea that shit is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to break. I was punching and kicking it as hard as i could to no avail. I started to get super pissed as it was going on 1 am and i had to be home 50 miles away to be at work at 6 am for my new job. I started to panic searching everywhere for a device to bust my window. I decided to go outside and find a big rock, but that kind of thing can be hard to find in the big city. after walking around the streets for a while looking a found a fenced in construction site that had busted concrete chunks on the ground. I retrieved a few rocks and returned to my car, and still couldt smash the fucking thing i was so mad i didnt even stop trying to break it as cars rolled by had cars on both sides of me but i knew it had to be done with 1 shot or i could hit the other cars. After trying to punch and kick my window out for hours, i was finally able to smash it with one good throw from a rock. I arrived at 3:40 AM and had to be at work by 6am so i just stayed up exausted and then went to work in a car with a busted window and glass all over the place, but i was barely able to manage.
THE END

Another drug test thread!!!!

Gizbo1328 — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:37:12 GMT

Smoked a joint two weeks ago plus some bong hits, test tomorrow, am I fucked? Been drinking a shit ton of gatorade/water in those two weeks and been doing a good amount of pissing, but I don't know if I'll be alright and if I don't get this job, I'm super fucked. Any suggestions besides drinking myself into a possible coma?

Some beers don't mix very well...

Death_Revenant — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 21:56:20 GMT

An Important Lesson, If You're Going Out Drinking

Chonko Monko — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 05:05:30 GMT

Anyone hit licks?

Dudebro — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:27:52 GMT

Theres SO many different drug/party cliques in my area, people are ALWAYS pulling some bullshit. Anyway, share the good ones you got.
I'll add mine if you guys do I'm just curious about like, if cops are gonna come to my house or some shit cause its, well, really bad shit.
thread can die if you think its lame but i got some good stories.

Apertifs

Azwethinkweizm — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:01:52 GMT

How exactly do you drink an apertif like a limoncello? Do you sip it like a wine? Chug it like a shot? Teach the booze noob something.

Hash oil and blunts

Chonko Monko — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:25:40 GMT

This hash oil has completely sapped the life out of me. For real. I skipped work Friday and I'm skipping work today. I only went out once this weekend and it was late on saturday night. I've just been getting stoned for the past four days. Yesterday I also took a bunch of vicodin. It was awesome. I should go to work though. I only have two weeks left on the job and could really use the money. Also the boss explicity stated he needs me over there. But fuck it.

I have to ask myself though, is it really the hash oil that's drawing me away from reality? Is it really that dank? I'd like to believe that, but the reality of it all is that I'm just lazy.

That's it. Yeah, I know - it's kind of a weak thread. So I'll double it.

This thread is also about blunts

The other weekend my friend and I smoked 9 back to back. It was very chill.

I think my favorite flavor are those Pear Juicy blunts. They taste awesome! Just like green jolly ranchers!

Optimos and swishers burn better, but they are more of a bitch to roll and don't have as much flavor.

What's your favorite flavor?

Cheap Alcohol

MaDhouse — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 02:41:33 GMT

Nothing like it, Nothing better.
Gets you drunk, saves you money, for gettin drunk later.

I love you cheap alcohol, You complete me <3

Svedka Vodka

Bifkin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:47:00 GMT

Do any of you queerbaits drink this stuff? It's 80 proof and distilled 5 times. It was $12/fifth which is cheep as hell.

I'm enjoying some straight from the bottle with a fruit punch gatorade chaser because I'm a classy guy like that. :tohealth:

The drug and alcohol section can kiss my asshole.

Christmas Tree (Courtesy of Australia)

handsock — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:05:34 GMT

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1sGGn0...Fp%253D3507487

Holy fuck. The stems are fucking humungous.

The Official Motherfuckin'l Cigar Thread

BiggieSmalls — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:42:28 GMT

had unflavored backwoods the other day for the first time in months. good stuff for the price. oddly the local 7-11 doesn't sell them (they only have optimos and swishers :eek:), so I had to go to a smoke shop.

so tell me ebn, good and bad cigar experiences.

Vote NO on legalizing marijuana. Myths and Facts on what your voting for.

phreaksh0w — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 17:47:40 GMT

There is no Moral faggotry in this thread. Iam for the legalization of marijuana in the state of california. The upcoming PROP 19 this november ballot is NOT the way to legalize. We are even more restricted if this prop passes.

Myth #1 – Adults 21 and over will be able to possess up to one ounce of marijuana without penalty.

Fact – Up to one ounce will only be legal IF you get it from a LICENSED dispensary (which there are very few of), and you will have to PROVE where you obtained your medicine via receipt and Burden of Proof Statute.

Myth #2 – Marijuana tax revenue will go towards education and healthcare.

Fact – This initiative specifically states that any marijuana tax revenue will be used towards enforcing the new prohibitions enacted. Such as, under Prop 19, anyone who hands even a joint of marijuana to someone under 21 years old will face 6 months in jail and a $1000.00 fine. Or similar fines and punishments if you smoke in the presence of a minor, even if its in your own home and even if they are your own children. The proposition also does not state what the presence of a minor is, which could be in the same room, or the same house, or the same apartment building as kids, or even within distance to smell the odor, leaving the interpretation up to the judge.

Myth #3 – Anyone 21 and over will be allowed to grow marijuana in a 5’x5’ space.

Fact – Under Prop 19 each residence allowed a 5’x5’ space (3-6 plants typically), key word being residence, not patient or person. And there is no dividing land into parcels or lots at all. If you share a residence with someone, you will both have to share the grow space. And on top of that, if you RENT your house or apartment, you will be FORCED to notify and get permission from the owner or landlord to grow and cultivate marijuana.

Myth #4 – Prop 19 will free up cops to focus on bigger crimes.

Fact – Decriminalization of marijuana via Prop 215 already achieved this. Crime rates are down, jails are less crowded, non-offensive marijuana related crimes have drastically dropped off. Moreover, most cities have passed initiatives to make marijuana the lowest priority for their respective law enforcement offices. Prop 19 would actually make police focus back on marijuana crimes as more serious by creating new prohibitions and reclassifying offenses to felonies instead of downgrading them to infractions as Oakland and other cities have done.

Myth #5 – Marijuana growers would be able to sell their harvests.

Fact – Prop 19 would make it illegal for ANYONE who does not have a licensed collective or dispensary to sell or collection donations for marijuana.

Myth #6 – Medical Marijuana patients will be exempt from these new laws

Fact – While some medical marijuana laws would be exempt from the new prohibitions, such as possession, consumption and purchasing limits, some laws are completely absent from the new Prop 19, such as cultivation. Currently, each patient can grow 6 adult plants at anytime. The new Prop limits the entire household to 5’x5’ square. This would force many patients to return to getting their meds from only the few remaining licensed dispensaries.

Myth #7 – Marijuana will be easier to obtain at a better price and will boost economy.

Fact – Prop 19 cuts down on collectives and dispensaries and makes getting a license to operate even more difficult, resulting in the majority of the revenue of medical marijuana sales go directly to a small group of very rich people (One of which is an author on Prop 19 and owns one of the only 4 allowed licensed dispensaries in Oakland) In fact, Prop 19 will help FIX prices at a higher level by controlling where a patient can get it and limiting how much they can personally grow. The end result would be the complete demise of numerous northern CA cities who entire economy depend on the farmers in the area.

Myth #8 – This initiative would limit the viability of the Mexican drug cartels.

Fact – They are already being greatly undermined due to the rapidly increasing number of local small time growers. The street trade is becoming more extinct as collectives are more accepted as safe access places for patients. More growers and more options is the ONLY way to decrease prices and force the cartels out of the industry. Prop 19 would actually help increase the price and help the drug cartels by forcing more patients to seek their medicine on the streets.

It's a shame when we are just voting for another prohibition :fuu: . Free Marijuana! :salute:

Just found a bigass bottle of absinthe in my cupboards

MaDhouse — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:08:01 GMT

Probably old as fuck.
Shit's about to go DOWN nigga.

Does anyone else

MaDhouse — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:23:07 GMT

Take a few sleeping pills and just kind of trip out? I don't know if im just tripping cause I'm tired or cause I took the pills, I didn't even take that many. Im enjoying this quite a bit though.