lulz, actually I can get one whenever I want from my parents. I take them up on the offer pretty regularly. And they always have Mexicans going by asking to buy a goat to barbecue.
You can be sexy, too.
Of this fact I am keenly aware.
That's only what matters.
Well, you. You matter.
Depends. What can the goat do for me?
hard like your cock?
I bet it took a lot for you to put down the caviar and log on to reach out to this plebian.
Dude, I just wish I could grow a beard. Period.
I actually saw an article about this yesterday. Apparently there's a newspaper prop company and that edition has been used in a bunch of TV shows and movies.
It's right here *unzips pants*
Gay for nefarious
My parts are fine.
Touch my member
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