The Good Lord Devastation
Smoke 'em if you got 'em

lulz, actually I can get one whenever I want from my parents. I take them up on the offer pretty regularly. And they always have Mexicans going by asking to buy a goat to barbecue.

You can be sexy, too.

Of this fact I am keenly aware.

I'm sexy.

That's only what matters.

Well, you. You matter.

Depends. What can the goat do for me?

hard like your cock?

I bet it took a lot for you to put down the caviar and log on to reach out to this plebian.

Dude, I just wish I could grow a beard. Period.

I actually saw an article about this yesterday. Apparently there's a newspaper prop company and that edition has been used in a bunch of TV shows and movies.

It's right here *unzips pants*