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    If dolphins are the only other living things on the planet...

    that also have sex for pleasure...

    Do they also masturbate with their sisters' knickers on their head while they stick a flipper up their bum?

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    Bonobos have sex for pleasure as well.
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    I thought pigs did too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    I thought pigs did too.
    No. Pigs just have 30 minute orgasms.

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    u must have had a lot of practice pleasuring pigs

    i can only get mine to last 5 min
    wat goes here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellocopter View Post
    u must have had a lot of practice pleasuring pigs

    i can only get mine to last 5 min
    LOL!

    Well played.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellocopter View Post
    u must have had a lot of practice pleasuring pigs

    i can only get mine to last 5 min
    Sexual action on animal not a correct action. You have a chance for sent in jail. Animal not have a kind think for human cock dick. Animal eat play and sleep not have in sexual action. It is my hope you not sexualize other pig in her sexual place. Not a correct action for admission on computer net. Thank you bro.
    I was sent in jail for criminal action of steal. I out of jail now for correct actions. It is my hope for people to not have bad think of me. It is my hope to have kind say of me. I make a try to say right in english. A decent attitude of correctional is require and so is understand.Thank you bro.

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    Goddamn, you're my favorite poster here Bitch_Titty, without a doubt. Keep it up, and good luck brah.

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    Haha bitch tittys back! Fuck yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellocopter View Post
    u must have had a lot of practice pleasuring pigs

    i can only get mine to last 5 min
    It's all about the free hands.

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