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    i need help picking up agirl!!!

    Hi everyone its me but i n want to make this thread so i can you guys can help me with some girl problems. there is this girl in my grammar classs and shes really cute and everything but im too scarred to approach her. you see heres the problem im white and shes black and im not sure how to approach her without being a racist. she has nice african features like big cheekbones and a nice nose but i wanna know how i can compliment her without being like a typical ebner and say somethin like typical black features or something of that. should i wear a cap backwards or wear black people clothing to impress her? what about if i ask her to a date hwere should i take her?
    please no racist coments or troll comments like take her to kfc and force feed her friend chicken or something like that because racism isnt allowed on this forum because the rules say so!!! if you post racist you will be reported and maybe persecuted to the law
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    Just tell her...... "Once you go white, you'll never walk right."

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    Talk about how her African tribal maid outfit really brings out the brown in her skin.
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    tell her shes got big nipples to compliment ur tiny penis
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    Ask her out for icecream and order chocolate and if she doesnt order vanilla then it wasn't meant to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nefarious View Post
    Hi everyone its me but i n want to make this thread so i can you guys can help me with some girl problems. there is this girl in my grammar classs and shes really cute and everything but im too scarred to approach her. you see heres the problem im white and shes black and im not sure how to approach her without being a racist. she has nice african features like big cheekbones and a nice nose but i wanna know how i can compliment her without being like a typical ebner and say somethin like typical black features or something of that. should i wear a cap backwards or wear black people clothing to impress her? what about if i ask her to a date hwere should i take her?
    please no racist coments or troll comments like take her to kfc and force feed her friend chicken or something like that because racism isnt allowed on this forum because the rules say so!!! if you post racist you will be reported and maybe persecuted to the law
    Problem solved as I have dated black females.

    Ask her if she has any white in her, if she says no ask her if she wants some, if she says yes, ask her if she wants more.

    It's a win, win.

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    Compliment her on her big ass and tell her to smile so you can see her in the dark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmythehead View Post
    TL;DR

    stop being a cunt maybe?
    do you want to settle up?


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