Anything you want to get off your chest? Work pissing you off? The state of the music industry these days? Politics? Bieber? Mushy? Get it out in the open here.
I'm pissed off today, got pulled into the gym to cover for one of the general managers that's off ill and I was stuck in the office sorting out paperwork and shite for some expansion that's taking place in June, and for the majority of the day I've been surrounded by middle-aged women who have children. Listen here love, get it into your thick fucking skull, I do not want to hear every last detail of what your fucking shitty-arsed, snotty-nosed sprog does. I don't give a fuck about how well they're doing in school, I don't give a fuck what they had for tea last night, and I sure as shit don't give a fuck that they have a boyfriend whose aged 5. I do not give a flying fuck.
My mind has been melting listening to them spew this shite all day. I'm not surprised the general manager called in ill when he's subjected to this kind of shit on a daily fucking basis. And on top of that...
Woman 1: "What did you think of Celebrity Juice last night?"
Me: "I don't watch it."
Woman 1: "Why?"
Me: "I don't find it funny, it's a bit shit."
Woman 1: (Speaking at the level of a fucking jet engine) "WHAT!?! Did you hear that Debbie? Craig doesn't like Celebrity Juice!"
Woman 2: "You don't like Celebrity Juice? That's mental. What programmes do you watch then?"
Me: "I don't watch much TV to be honest. I've watched a couple of series' online recently, like Dexter, The Walking Dead, and Sons of Anarchy. That's about it."
Woman 2: "Never watched any of them. Do you watch Geordie Shore?"
Me: "No."
Woman 2: "What about The Only Way is Essex?"
Me: "No."
Woman 1: "Bloody hell, he doesn't watch Geordie Shore or TOWIE either!"
Me: *Cries*
If isn't that then it's non-stop celebrity gossip. What Kim Kardashian's last pair of knickers looked like, Peter Andre buying his kids an ice cream, or Jordan getting a vajazzle done. Wind your fucking necks in, you pair of meffs, it's relentless.
Anyway, now that's off my chest I'm going to polish off this steak, have a few bottles of Peroni and catch the last of the sun.
I hate people so fucking much. /rant
I hate people who drive too slow in the fast lane. /rant
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From "the shamrock shake is runing America" in E/N...
Originally Posted by Nefarious
I hate a lot of whites, and I hate a lot of blacks, I hate pooping in public places (but we all hate that). I hate lesbian feminists 'cause they're all so damn ugly, I hate Spin Magazine 'cause it never ever plugged me. And I hate Regis, and I hate Kathy Lee, I hate every single movie by the midget Spike Lee. I hate people that think that I care what they think, I hate people that think that their ass don't stink. I hate Jon Bon Jovi, but I hate his music more. I hate killing people, 'cause I hate to keep score. I hate you, but you hate yourself too. I hate to be honest, but I'd hate to be you.
Edit: For serious, though, I just noticed that the stone fell out of the ring my dad gave me 12 years ago, I've been looking everywhere, and I'm really sadThat's as close to a "rant" as I can get right now.
Last edited by ennaynattirb; 03-28-2012 at 02:53 PM.
I hate people that complain.
I hate people that complain about people complaining.
"This one time I finger-banged a mermaid. ...No I'm dead fucking serious you guys!" - George Washington, 1665
i hate people who, instead of working hard, bitch about other people to make themselves look good.
i hate liars.
i hate thieves.
I hate people who rip other people off and think theyre so clever like they just invented lying and everyone else is too stupid to do it, when in reality people just give them what they want so they'll fuck off.
AAAAAAHHH I LOVE RANTING!!!
RIP Relentlesss
i hate all of these picture messages my dad has been sending me of his boner
does he have a nice dick
it looks like a dolphin with 3rd degree burns
so yeah its pretty nice
Okay seriously when would that ever happen dolphins live underwater they dont catch fire so how can you know what that looks like i think ur lying.
well i was speaking figuratively.
its like when i say my grandmas vagina looks like roast beef.
ive never seen roast beef in my life.
I hate people named Craig
Well it's a drag i know, but there's only one place to go.
I'm comin' home, oh yeah I'm comin' home.
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I hate when I'm trying to watch a TV show and some bullshit news report that I don't give a crap about comes on. Like a police commissioner giving a press conference. They all lie so why do we even bother?
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