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    People who read in the gym can fuck right off. If you can read while you're on a treadmill or a bike then you're not trying fucking hard enough, you fat, cretinous shitheap. It never fails to amaze me when I see the amount of people that just put half-arsed attempts into anything relating to exercise, it's usually women too. Fair enough, I don't expect everyone to do the training montage from Rocky, but a bit of effort that produces a sweat wouldn't go amiss, you lardy arsed prick.

    I also can't stand it when some bellend is using a station that I'm waiting to use in the gym, and they're either doing the fucking exercise incorrectly or sitting there, fucking about on their phone. Wankers. A squat is NOT a two inch movement, you weak, dickless, time-wasting, piece of shit. Said bad tits usually have the bar overloaded with weight, hence the little movement, and then take like four fucking minutes between sets to fix their shite haircut, pout, set a new highscore on Angry Birds, pout, and then flex in the mirror. You're training legs, not those bits of string attached to your shoulders, you fucking whopper. I hope your knee goes on your next rep and the bar snaps you in two, you cunt.

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    I hate those people, usually those women who like showing off how rich they are, how many men/women are chasing them, blahblahblah, at first I thought they only tell you about it cos we are friends, if you gave it time you would find that they talk about it to almost everyone they meet, no matter what kind of relationship they are, and every time you meet them, there has no question that they will recall your memory about it. I feel sick. I really want to tell them that yo cunt I don't give a flying fuck! Sad thing is I have to pretend that I'm interested in what they are saying, I don't want them talk shit about me to others behind me, yea they are also that kind of faggots.
    Sometimes I really want to punch people's face, but every time I persuade myself that just ignore them, it's none of your business, what can you hope, change them? don't be ridiculous, and think about their merits, you will calm down. People have to find a way to chill out, belief is important. Some rely on religion, well that's a good way. it also depends on your education level. ehhh blah blah blah blah whatever. Shit things still happen.
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    my buddy keeps going back to his ex after she cheated on him twice. they've broken up four or five times and its retarded. she's not even that good looking and she's a total bitch. she's on welfare too. i finally got fed up and told him that it was straining our friendship. he got all emo and shit so we've agreed i will remain a friend of his and party at his place as long as she isn['t there. never want to see that cunt again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amaritudo View Post
    People who read in the gym can fuck right off. If you can read while you're on a treadmill or a bike then you're not trying fucking hard enough, you fat, cretinous shitheap. It never fails to amaze me when I see the amount of people that just put half-arsed attempts into anything relating to exercise, it's usually women too. Fair enough, I don't expect everyone to do the training montage from Rocky, but a bit of effort that produces a sweat wouldn't go amiss, you lardy arsed prick.

    I also can't stand it when some bellend is using a station that I'm waiting to use in the gym, and they're either doing the fucking exercise incorrectly or sitting there, fucking about on their phone. Wankers. A squat is NOT a two inch movement, you weak, dickless, time-wasting, piece of shit. Said bad tits usually have the bar overloaded with weight, hence the little movement, and then take like four fucking minutes between sets to fix their shite haircut, pout, set a new highscore on Angry Birds, pout, and then flex in the mirror. You're training legs, not those bits of string attached to your shoulders, you fucking whopper. I hope your knee goes on your next rep and the bar snaps you in two, you cunt.

    ok we fucking get it, you like working out
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmythehead View Post
    ok we fucking get it, you like working out
    Huh...I didn't even pick up on that. I just thought he was a whiner.

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    This was a really bad idea. You've all been warned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Me View Post
    This was a really bad idea. You've all been warned.
    We were trying to come up with ways to get you to stop posting in Premium, and this seemed like the logical answer.


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    I think we all know that you've bitched in premium more than anyone could dream to match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Me View Post
    I think we all know that you've bitched in premium more than anyone could dream to match.
    Ouch, my pride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalupa View Post
    Ouch, my pride.
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    lol it's me you're being ridiculous


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    I love you so much sometimes.

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